January 2012
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December 2011
3 posts
November 2011
6 posts
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October 2011
3 posts
September 2011
4 posts
anxiety.
"I am going to murder you"
Meg: well, can't we just refreeze it?
Brett: but we're going to see a movie...
Meg: yeah, just let it melt and then refreeze it.
Brett: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A SCIENTIST. You're supposed to know that will taste like shit!
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August 2011
13 posts
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Methuselah
Me: What do you think Sean is doing?
Tony: Writing a memoir.
Me: About what?
Tony: Watching Jesus grow up.
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“We are not mad. We are human.We want to love, and someone must forgive us for...”
– Leonard Cohen (via quote-book)
Soul Mates--More Peep Show Spam
Jeremy: I'm in love, Mark. With amazing Elena. I Don't want to tempt fate, but I think everything's going to be totally great forever.
Mark: I'm pleased for you.
Jeremy: You don't understand, Mark. I've realized that everything's just a substitute for being in love. Reading, running in the Olympics, getting a job as a doctor...and I don't need those substitutes anymore. Elena is my one true soul mate.
Mark: It's remarkable, isn't it? That out of the 3 billion adult women in the world, your one true soul mate happens conveniently to live in the same block of flats as you, rather than, say, in a village in Mozambique.
Jeremy: Who knows how these things happen. There are powers at work beyond our understanding.
Mark: No there aren't.
Jeremy: What was it Shakespeare said?
Mark: He said a lot of things, Jeremy.
Jeremy: He basically said something about, how there are more things...there then...there are...actual things...that you can see with your eyes.
Mark: Is there?
July 2011
12 posts
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First Day Of My Life-Bright EyesÂ
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Brett: Why do you always hop over fences when you're drunk?
Stephen: uh... I'm an adventurer!!
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June 2011
8 posts
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